Devilish DeVito

In the world of a college student, celebrity affairs are just as important, if not more so, than any type of political or world issues.

Sorry Rhea, he's outta here.

One of my most (oddly) adored Hollywood headliners, Danny DeVito, has been in the news for a few days for what else but DIVORCE.

After thirty years, three children, and three feet below average adult height, the dirty jersey boy is back to playing the field.

I wasn't particularly thrilled; after seeing the on-screen dynamic duo in Matilda the first time, I believed him and Rhea Perlman were a match made in real world Utopia. Instead it was doomed because of what RadarOnline calls Danny's wandering eye and (here comes more Britney relevance) "womanizing ways."

I can at least now rest easily knowing I'm not crazy in my adoration for this funny little man, but my goodness...

A source reported to RadarOnline that "He may not appear to be a ladies’ man, but Danny certainly gets a lot of female attention." 

As guilty as I am of being a DeVito-Devotee, poor Rhea. Seems like his bad-boy ways on the hilarious It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia aren't much of an act.

For the record, he got divorced as Frank Reynolds on Sunny as well; first accusing his wife of being [promiscuous] and then devoting his character to being that way. 

Not to be insensitive, but his character was much funnier when he was single and wild.